During the great depression, I’m told
Judging from today’s mix of heavy drama and high action,
In the meanwhile, economic jokes are spreading wild.
Example:
Man walks into bar and says to his male friends: “This market turn down is worse than a divorce.” “How come?” his buddies ask. “Well, I’ve only got half of my money…and I still have my wife.”
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A man calls his bank to ask about the overdraft notice he received in the morning mail. This was his question:
Does this mean I over-drafted my account at your bank, or that your bank over-drafted other banks or the government?
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An 80 year-old man wrote this to his close friend:
It used to be that the second thing I looked at in the paper was the obituary column and I was always elated if none of my friends were LISTED. Now the second thing I look at is the financial page and I’m equally elated if none of my stocks were DELISTED.
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It use to be a claim that most of the contemporary jokes came from either jail prisoners or people who worked for brokerage firms. The way things look now there could be a lot of crossovers. Here’s hoping
Coke and Pepsi have both launched happier advertising campaigns... perhaps in response to the recession and down times...
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